- "The average person thinks he isn't." - Father Larry Lorenzoni
- "History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind." - Edward Gibbon
- "Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes." - E. W. Dijkstra
- "Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest." - Isaac Asimov
- "What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing." - Oscar Wilde
- "D'OH!" - Homer J. Simpson